BAHHAHAHAHA!!!

[peglegpogostick]

I'M FREE!!! That's right!

"Never text me again," she says! WOO HOO!!! *cackles*

So let's backtrack. Let's backtrack and go deeper into the story of how I got Sara to say, and I repeat "Never text me again."

Comments

[mcjrotcgal1027]

Wow, who knew a rug could cause total destruction. I think everyone is having a shit day today. It must be something in the water.

[1224]

Instead of the atomic bomb, the United States should have dropped a filthy rug on Hiroshima

[peglegpogostick]

Yeah it was a nasty thing! Grubby, even.

[peglegpogostick]

Yeah... she's kind of loopy like that. We dated for a while, and while I was googeldy-eyed I really didn't see the warning signs.

I don't think we ever really do.

But great Caesar's Toast, she spun totally off her nut this time.

[blueyedbaroness]

you dork, how could you not tell me that's what that was all about earlier!?
Hopefully that's good riddance to loony toony.