I'm a bit overdue for a post
thanks aloha_moira!
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A 2007 World Series photo montage (replaced the 2004 WS banner on the John Hancock Tower)
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
3. 2 operational 1 not so much.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Righty
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Wisdom teeth, all 4 of em at once.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Weights at the gym
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes, for the wisdom teeth extraction.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Not a chance
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I'd change the middle name to a V name, like Vincent or Victor, just so my initials would be MVP. No I'm not egotistical, why do you ask?
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
I'm gonna go with dark green. Or beige.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
yep, A tooth.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
nah.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
no way, then I wouldn't be classy when I drink.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Check please.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
hell yeah, who wouldn't want to see this body sculpted by donuts God.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Tabasco, sure, Dave's Insanity Sauce, fuck no.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
For $500K I get to pick the person.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Cell Phone
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Tots!
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Two
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Melis
Q: Last person who called you?
Melis
Q: Person you hugged?
See above
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
14
Q: Season?
Summer
Q: Color?
Green
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Not so much, maybe Mike Lowell from the Red Sox Lineup...
Q: Mood?
tired and sneezy
Q: Listening to?
Red Sox - Devil Rays Game and Melis mashing on her laptop
Q: Watching?
Sox Game
Q: Worrying about?
nothing really
Q: Wearing?
Green shorts and mustard yellow w00t shirt. I AM Fashion
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Shower
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go to Vegas, Go to the Naugatuck Beer Fest, hit up Maine for a weekend...
Q: Do you smile often?
I believe so
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I am, you just have to get past my sarcastic jackassery crunchy layer to find the warm nouguty layer of friendliness inside.