I need to shop at the Woodhaven Meijer more often...

[pelvicqueen]

Or at least hang out Downriver more often. Because that would increase my chances of meeting this delightfully crazy fellow Brandon Inge's father. Has anyone met him? That would be super.

After reading the various comments, I realized who this guy reminds me of. He's totally the Downriver version of Ypsilanti's Guy Without A Face -- he's seen

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[laureth]

I haven't seen him for a few years.

Chestocrates knocks them down,

[anonymous]

(insert expected Face/Off reference)

[incubus54]

Word is the Guy Without a Face has disappeared. Maybe he got a new face and is just blending in.

I've met the fake Inge dad, and it was hilarious how delusional he was.