i know none of you care. but i'm most of the way down page 7. things are going well. but i am starting to get really sick of this. 3424 words.

because clearly, you are all SUPER INTERESTED, i am going to take this opportunity to tell you about my SUPER EXCITING term paper. get ready for the EXCITEMENT ( Read more... )

you're that cold. the one that comes for an extended visit every fall and spring, just when the weather decides to stop prancing about and actually change for realz. that's when i find myself hanging out with you again. you make it hard for me to sleep. you fill all the holes in my head that i forget are normally empty. you make it hard for me to ( Read more... )

25 more minutes of evidence. it's monday, so the professor is in carlisle, and we're watching "the evidence show!" on tv. i'm playing email, j is doing a crossword. the kids in front of us are variously napping, shopping, and screwing around on myspace ( Read more... )

at www.yogatoday.com, you can download new, FREE hourlong yoga classes, EVERY SINGLE DAY. i just found this today, and the one today was interesting- slower-paced than i normally like, but the sort of hanging out in warrior poses that after a little while says to you, look, dumbass. slow is not the same as easy. this is, in fact, going to hand your ( Read more... )

this week, we at pemberleya have been conducting an experiment. the entire staff has spent the last workweek on the Roommate K Diet ( Read more... )

thanks go to fightscrime for this excellent link. and the two tshirts i'm getting in the mail for free ( Read more... )

party last night. jc quit restaurant job (i think) and had work friends over to celebrate. they didn't show till midnight, and our other friends were gone by then. i went to bed at 1. but drank more world-class margaritas. had some on friday too. one liquor for the evening treats me so much better than oodles of beer ( Read more... )

starting to feel like total tool for not leaving house, like, ever. internet is up now, so worked from home for like 10 hrs today. and decided most of floor finally sufficiently devoid of crap to merit cleaning, so cleaned. feel better about floor grit situation ( Read more... )

and some people say declawed cats can't compete in the wild.

edit: perhaps we should edit a little better. or just call them fjords.