Fic: Blame Hormones (1/1)
Fic: Blame Hormones(1/1)
Series: Chance Winchesterverse
Summary: Some aspects of pregnancy just aren't covered by Dr. Spock.
Author: pen37
Beta: strangevisitor7
Fandoms: Smallville/Supernatural
Characters: Chloe, Dean Sam
Rating: pg
A/N: This is for Trystan830. While I was gone this weekend, she agreed to watch my dragons. In exchange, I agreed to write a prompt. She wanted Chlean schmoop. I know she likes Twilight, so the subject was a no-brainer.
Trys, I tease because I love.
Sam and Dean both came running when the sound of a thud against the wall echoed down from the nursery.
Chloe sat in her chair, arms crossed, a vaguely disgusted look painting her features.
“What happened?” Dean asked.
“I don't want to be pregnant anymore.”
Dean sighed. About once daily, Chloe had some kind of a pregnancy complaint. For a chick who took on other people's injuries, she sure complained about being uncomfortable a lot. “Why this time?”
“Maybe this has something to do with it,” Sam said. Dean looked up to see his brother standing across the room with a book in his hand. Sam looked at Chloe with a quizzical expression on his face. “Did you throw this, Chloe?”
She nodded in response, then looked down sheepishly.
“Maybe this isn't the best book for you to read when you're pregnant,” Sam said.
Dean looked at the cover. “Breaking Dawn? What the hell is that supposed to be?”
“Vampire teenage love story,” Sam said. Then he turned to Chloe. “I thought you didn't like Vampires after that one time with the sorority. How did you manage to get this far into the series?”
“I don't know?” Chloe raised her eyebrows. “Hormones? Boredom? It was like crack: probably bad for both me and the baby, but I just couldn't put it down.”
“Is it that bad?” Dean asked.
“Blood-drinking demon baby. And the birth scene is --” Sam broke off with a shudder. “Let's just say that it's up there with the movie Alien as something a pregnant woman shouldn't dwell on.”
“You been going to a sissy book club and not telling me?” Dean smirked at Sam.
“It’s Sarah’s favorite too,” Sam said. “And unlike someone I could mention, I actually pay attention to what my girl likes.”
“I pay attention to what my girl likes!” Dean protested.
“Oh yeah?” Sam crossed his arms over his chest. “Then what does Chloe want right now?”
“A back rub.” Chloe piped in hopefully.
Dean narrowed his eyes at Sam as if to say thanks a lot. “Great."
A/N 2: I don't think Sam would like Twilight. Mainly for the vampire aspect. Chloe probably would like Twilight as a guilty pleasure. Right up there with Passions. And you know that Dean pretends to dislike it. But he probably sneaks a copy into the bathroom at two in the morning to read it in secret.