Drabble-a-thon: Harry Potter

[pen_and_umbra]

More drabbles, as requested in the Drabble-a-thon post. This time, Harry Potter pairings that don't feature Snape; all are exactly 100 words, rated PG-13 at most. ...damn, some of these were effin' hard to write (I'm looking at you, f).

Previous rounds were Star Trek, Star Wars, Snape, and Sherlock Holmes drabbles.

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For furiosity: Harry/Draco,

Comments

[pen_and_umbra]

Does Lucius ever have sex with anyone except his family and Snape without raping/blackmailing them in fanfic?

*thinks hard* I would have to say... no. But, hey, maybe Lucius really just wanted to talk. After spending a couple of hours in close quarters with Mr. Pointy-face Sr, Vernon's libido might just be at the end of its tether. So he's going to jump up, pounce on Lucius, and say, "Take me, you blond beast!!!"

*cough*

More Jeeves&Wooster? Sure! If ya want stuff written, just comment in the sign-up post (cuz that's how I keep track of things). :D

[pen_and_umbra]

Lucius could turn doorknobs gay. *nods*

Fink-Nottle/newts

Ye gods! Well, there's a first time for everything, even for writing bestiality, I guess... ;)

[mneomosyne]

--Remus's look of bewildered fear didn't go away. "And... kissing me was on that list?" -- That's so touching.

I love all of these and you are such a good writer. I can't get enough of this.

Thanks and please keep writing.

[pen_and_umbra]

Thank you! :) Glad you enjoyed 'em.

Nice!

[missdiane]

Vernon could smell the magic and fine wine on his breath.

Lucky damned Vernon *droooool* Nice drabble indeed ;) My smidgen started at Grunnings but then I lost focus, alas.

I LOVE The Game of Two Hermiones! Perverted Polyjuicing is brilliant!

PS: Don't watch the taped Beeb stuff. Tis time to move on. There's a fine line between remembering and brooding. *hug*

Re: Nice!

[pen_and_umbra]

I can't decide whether it'd be Vernon's lucky day, or his death day. ;) And yes, the perverted possibilities of Polyjuice are endless. Endless, I tell ya.

The tape is, I think, in my Box of Ick, along with that fragment of the Berlin Wall, my collection of Soviet shrapnel, and pictures of psychotic exes. There it shall stay. *nods*

[furiosity]

OMG, YAY! YOU WROTE H/D AND IT'S ACE! XD

Sorry, not so much with coherency today. >.>

[pen_and_umbra]

You evil thing, you, you made me pop my H/D cherry. ;) I was thisclose to writing pencil dick Draco, too.

Ahem.

♥! And am sending pie + ibuprofen.

[furiosity]

All your H/D cherries are belong to meeeeeeeeeeee! :D I so thought you were going to, yay for no pencil dick!

♥!

[pen_and_umbra]

Pencil dick wouldn't make for a happy ending, so I was foiled there. Drattage. ;P

[reddwarfer]

you have officially become my goddesss and you have to write more Remus/Harry because it was soooo good. *loves* Hell, *snogs*

Leila

[pen_and_umbra]

Remus/Harry turned out to be disturbingly easy to write. And such potential for confusion and cuteness. ;) Happy to hear you liked yours!