Former Professor Snape's Illustrated Guide to Grudging Redemption

[pen_and_umbra]

Comments

[pervert_bitch]

That is so refreshing and fun... and oh so true...

[pen_and_umbra]

Especially true is the part where this is not the Beatles. *nods*

[melora98]

SO WONDERFUL!! I adore your illustrated guides. I especially love "the big picture, dammit"

*loves you* Hope you feel better soon.

[pen_and_umbra]

Thanks! :) And I'm fervently hoping I'll be feeling better soon, too... sigh.

[straussmonster]

Most people don't appreciate the Straussmonster Sick Cure, but a few shots of hot pepper vodka alternated with Jagermeister do absolute *wonders*.

:)

[pen_and_umbra]

Oh god. Yes, I can see how that would work -- there would be no bacteria alive on a five-foot radius!

*shudder*
*shudder*

[straussmonster]

Yeah, it's like: "Hey, bacteria! Want to try to live in this throat and these nasal passages? Prepare for 100 proof annihilation!!!!"

*wink*

[pen_and_umbra]

My poor bacteria. After gargling with saltwater and rinsing with port and Hungarian liqueur, they're really taking a beating.

[cornmouse]

*TACKLES* I want to have intercourse with your mind. ♥ I think my favourite part was the small print at the end. The best stuff is always found in the small print.

Stamp Goes Here, indeed. *L*

[pen_and_umbra]

I want to have intercourse with your mind.

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Evil Lucius/Draco skullfucking flashbacks! Shoo, shoo!

Small print is important. *nods*

[sinick]

GRAR!Harry on the first page 0WNS me! As does the BOING BOING on Page 3. *

* (What IS it about Page 3 and BOING BOING? First the Sun, now this...)

[pen_and_umbra]

Page 3 is the home of bouncy things! *nods*