▶relationships
hint: most of them are probably negative or neutral :(
•guys, he and torporheart aren't actually married or anything, i swear. they just are sort of joined at the hip (and hands) whenever they're around each other.
if yoite catches wind of someone being cruel/mean/snotty/edgeworth to miharu, chances are, he's going to butt in and be a douche about it. (of course, he's not above snapping at miharu himself, when upset.)
yoite clearly does cherish miharu, very, very much. not only is miharu meant to fulfill yoite's sad panda wish of disappearing forever - yoite genuinely feels for this boy. if you actually hurt him, expect to be murdered. yoite even tends to miharu's boo-boos. ;_; you won't see him do that for anyone else.
tl;dr miharu is a beautiful flower, do not dispute this.
•explosive_exit is something akin to an ally. keyword: akin. more like ally's distant cousin or something idk. they may do bounty hunting together. don't tell miharu.
irritating quality: never uses video. yoite deals with it, though.
•in yoite's humble opinion, mentis_reae is a smelly poo head arrogant and obnoxious. he has not disliked anyone so much in a long time. watch them end up having to work together in a life or death scenario or something idk. no, that would be disastrous. :( but funny as hell
DISCLAIMER I ACTUALLY DIG EDGEWORTH :(
okay woah woah update! EDGEWORTH TOTALLY ISN'T A SMELLY POO HEAD, GUYS. he's humbling and a little bit scary, and yoite does not directly dislike him. also, edgeworth knows things. like i said, scary.
;_; part of yoite's dad harem.
•heavendivided is a pretty cool guy, eh is emo sempai and doesn't afraid of teenage angst
in before snake becomes his mentor or something. disaster
;_; part of yoite's dad harem.
•apparently piracyinpink is basically a prototype hanabusa-san FROM THE FUTURE! this is a very good thing.
•kuce is a somewhat acceptable person. he's not too nosy and he offers good advice about librarians. yoite will approve for now.
•GRRR killswithapen STOP GIVING ME THINGS is what yoite is thinking
except he doesn't mean it.
update, now he doesn't mean it at all. yoite's nose has made its way into the Kira goings-ons, and in exchange for silence regarding Eraldo Coil's identity as L (who is actually mello herpderp), he's getting a load of food every week. THANKS LIGHT :( even with all this murder suspicion and whatnot, though, yoite doesn't dislike him. it's just a Thing, you know?
•eyes_unopened just really weirds yoite out. like, he seriously doesn't get it. he's basically thinking, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD CUTE MEANS :|
so yeah, yoite doesn't exactly dislike koumyou... but he thinks that he's really, really strange. (i, on the other hand, think that yoite's a dick, because koumyou is basically awesome. he's sort of like a male hanabusa-san, you know! SUCK IT UP, YOITE.)
•neargenius is really really strange, but you know what? that's okay. he's not bothersome, even if he asks a lot of questions, and he's quiet and he's not intrusive. if yoite had to be stuck in a room with anyone that wasn't miharu, he'd probably prefer near. they could be quiet and antisocial together. it's the beginning of a beautiful ... socially inept camaraderie?
update, no he actually pretty does genuinely 'like' near.
•illusionomicon' name is actually zexion, but yoite doesn't know that. he's a pretty chill and saintly guy! I MEAN HE ISN'T ACTUALLY, GOD, YOITE, FOR A DISTRUSTING PERSON IT'S EASY TO PULL YOUR STRINGS, but yoite can't help himself - minas makes him feel a little bit 'all right.'
science may become involved.
;_; part of yoite's dad harem.
•deservesabone is pretty chill. he employs miharu, and is good to him, so yoite doesn't dislike him. he's also calm, and doesn't prod too much. someone who's okay to converse with.
•gun_is_mightier IS THE ORIGINAL DAD AND HNNN WE JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH
okay in seriousness, though, yoite's- never affectionate towards yukimi, and if anything, is actually a bit of a GIANT TSUNDERE, JESUS CHRIST to him. but they do genuinely care and look out for each other, and yoite wouldn't be happy to hear anyone talking smack to or about him. daaaaaaad♥
GOD YOU GUYS STOP MAKING IT SO HARD FOR YOITE TO DISLIKE PEOPLE no don't stop
•guys, he and torporheart aren't actually married or anything, i swear. they just are sort of joined at the hip (and hands) whenever they're around each other.
if yoite catches wind of someone being cruel/mean/snotty/edgeworth to miharu, chances are, he's going to butt in and be a douche about it. (of course, he's not above snapping at miharu himself, when upset.)
yoite clearly does cherish miharu, very, very much. not only is miharu meant to fulfill yoite's sad panda wish of disappearing forever - yoite genuinely feels for this boy. if you actually hurt him, expect to be murdered. yoite even tends to miharu's boo-boos. ;_; you won't see him do that for anyone else.
tl;dr miharu is a beautiful flower, do not dispute this.
•explosive_exit is something akin to an ally. keyword: akin. more like ally's distant cousin or something idk. they may do bounty hunting together. don't tell miharu.
irritating quality: never uses video. yoite deals with it, though.
•in yoite's humble opinion, mentis_reae is a smelly poo head arrogant and obnoxious. he has not disliked anyone so much in a long time. watch them end up having to work together in a life or death scenario or something idk. no, that would be disastrous. :( but funny as hell
DISCLAIMER I ACTUALLY DIG EDGEWORTH :(
okay woah woah update! EDGEWORTH TOTALLY ISN'T A SMELLY POO HEAD, GUYS. he's humbling and a little bit scary, and yoite does not directly dislike him. also, edgeworth knows things. like i said, scary.
;_; part of yoite's dad harem.
•heavendivided is a pretty cool guy, eh is emo sempai and doesn't afraid of teenage angst
in before snake becomes his mentor or something. disaster
;_; part of yoite's dad harem.
•apparently piracyinpink is basically a prototype hanabusa-san FROM THE FUTURE! this is a very good thing.
•kuce is a somewhat acceptable person. he's not too nosy and he offers good advice about librarians. yoite will approve for now.
•GRRR killswithapen STOP GIVING ME THINGS is what yoite is thinking
except he doesn't mean it.
update, now he doesn't mean it at all. yoite's nose has made its way into the Kira goings-ons, and in exchange for silence regarding Eraldo Coil's identity as L (who is actually mello herpderp), he's getting a load of food every week. THANKS LIGHT :( even with all this murder suspicion and whatnot, though, yoite doesn't dislike him. it's just a Thing, you know?
•eyes_unopened just really weirds yoite out. like, he seriously doesn't get it. he's basically thinking, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD CUTE MEANS :|
so yeah, yoite doesn't exactly dislike koumyou... but he thinks that he's really, really strange. (i, on the other hand, think that yoite's a dick, because koumyou is basically awesome. he's sort of like a male hanabusa-san, you know! SUCK IT UP, YOITE.)
•neargenius is really really strange, but you know what? that's okay. he's not bothersome, even if he asks a lot of questions, and he's quiet and he's not intrusive. if yoite had to be stuck in a room with anyone that wasn't miharu, he'd probably prefer near. they could be quiet and antisocial together. it's the beginning of a beautiful ... socially inept camaraderie?
update, no he actually pretty does genuinely 'like' near.
•illusionomicon' name is actually zexion, but yoite doesn't know that. he's a pretty chill and saintly guy! I MEAN HE ISN'T ACTUALLY, GOD, YOITE, FOR A DISTRUSTING PERSON IT'S EASY TO PULL YOUR STRINGS, but yoite can't help himself - minas makes him feel a little bit 'all right.'
science may become involved.
;_; part of yoite's dad harem.
•deservesabone is pretty chill. he employs miharu, and is good to him, so yoite doesn't dislike him. he's also calm, and doesn't prod too much. someone who's okay to converse with.
•gun_is_mightier IS THE ORIGINAL DAD AND HNNN WE JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH
okay in seriousness, though, yoite's- never affectionate towards yukimi, and if anything, is actually a bit of a GIANT TSUNDERE, JESUS CHRIST to him. but they do genuinely care and look out for each other, and yoite wouldn't be happy to hear anyone talking smack to or about him. daaaaaaad♥
GOD YOU GUYS STOP MAKING IT SO HARD FOR YOITE TO DISLIKE PEOPLE no don't stop