HA!
LJ stalking horror - a report by Brian Kinney.
Justin Taylor is stalking Brian Kinney
Justin Taylor’s REAL name :
Stephaine Creagh
Justin Taylor’s REAL DOB :
23rd October 1979
Height :159 cm
Weight : 78.4 kg
Justin Taylor has dreamt about you :
9 times
Justin Taylor became interested in you :
07th January 2003
Justin Taylor’s latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with Justin Taylor and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how Justin Taylor describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! Brian Kinney is hot as fuck. I want to get him into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
Justin Taylor’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
Justin Taylor has Brian Kinney tattooed right across their chest.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
4 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I think there’s a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."
Justin Taylor’s Police File
We are sincerely worried about Justin Taylor’s future. We believe that he has the potential to kill at least 10 people.
Testimonies about Justin Taylor
Malik Wenzel - An overly camp drama queen
‘Justin Taylor was a depressing bore and I’m fucking glad they’ve been outted as a twat. Means I won’t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.’
Frasier Brabazon - A deformed enuch
‘Dear God! I knew Justin Taylor was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. Brian Kinney is a bit of a sucker really.’
Kate Kerrin - Spaced out junkie
‘I always knew there was something different about Justin Taylor. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
Wow, it's all so true. Especially:
I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?
*snerk* That's so S1 Justin. <333
I think I love that icon unhealthily too much :x