"Babbit lacks ferret wang." (Quite possibly the best quote ever...)
You know, Windex works really well too... :] Plus, you can bludgen them to death with the bottle without having to feel as their bones crackle and break underneath your hand... *shudder* Speaking of spiders, I was cleaning my white board (haha euphuism much?) and spotted the crawling bastard under my desk. After I squeeled, it headed for the boxes under my bed, so with the WIndex already in hand, I sprayed his ass... He got hit by the first wave, but managed to scurry away from the second. He is now under my bed somewhere, waiting for his chance to get revenge... x.x
XD When I checked, I was like "Nope, no ferret wang for you. I think. *grabs Lem and checks* Yeah I was looking in the right spot. No wang for Babbit." Josh lost it.
I used to use windex, and I had the problem of them scurrying under something before they could be smashed. Then I was in the bathroom once and one crawled across the counter. Already had hairspray in hand, so the solution was obvious. I recommend the super hold stuff; it's like they walked into glue.
*sigh* I don't use hairspray, though, and by the time I pry open the fifteen year old bottlesof glue around here, what's the point? In fact, I don't even know if we have hair spray in the house... o.O I had Windex handy today, though. Usually, I just throw whatever's closest to me... :/ (Haven't seen him reemerge from under the bed yet though...)
Oh, and I meant to thank you for the delightful humor... :] I needed the laugh after finals... *is drained*
I rarely use hairspray for my hair. Normally, I use it to spray graphite or charcoal sketches, to keep them from smearing. It's also my weapon of choice. ^_^
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You know, Windex works really well too... :] Plus, you can bludgen them to death with the bottle without having to feel as their bones crackle and break underneath your hand... *shudder* Speaking of spiders, I was cleaning my white board (haha euphuism much?) and spotted the crawling bastard under my desk. After I squeeled, it headed for the boxes under my bed, so with the WIndex already in hand, I sprayed his ass... He got hit by the first wave, but managed to scurry away from the second. He is now under my bed somewhere, waiting for his chance to get revenge... x.x
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When I checked, I was like "Nope, no ferret wang for you. I think. *grabs Lem and checks* Yeah I was looking in the right spot. No wang for Babbit." Josh lost it.
I used to use windex, and I had the problem of them scurrying under something before they could be smashed. Then I was in the bathroom once and one crawled across the counter. Already had hairspray in hand, so the solution was obvious. I recommend the super hold stuff; it's like they walked into glue.
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*sigh* I don't use hairspray, though, and by the time I pry open the fifteen year old bottlesof glue around here, what's the point? In fact, I don't even know if we have hair spray in the house... o.O I had Windex handy today, though. Usually, I just throw whatever's closest to me... :/ (Haven't seen him reemerge from under the bed yet though...)
Oh, and I meant to thank you for the delightful humor... :] I needed the laugh after finals... *is drained*
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Any time. :)
How do you think they went?
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