Hurray for baby punching!

[penguinavenger]

Today's Something Positive features Choo Choo Bear punching a baby in the face - my lifelong dream! Today will be a happy day =)

Comments

[atinw]

Just for that, I'm going to tell you about how much I fucking hate squirrels.

I hate them. They're stupid and not cute and annoying.

[penguinavenger]

i don't think we can be friends anymore

[atinw]

Well, maybe we can't.

After all, I don't hate babies. Or children. They aren't to me quite like squirrels are to you, and I might mess them up and turn them into disturbed beings if I had any, but it's not they're fault they cry or run around or break things or make noises. Kittens do it, too. So there.

[atinw]

And damnit, I meant to type "their" and not "they're." And to clarify the sentence, I meant to say, "Kids aren't to me quite like squirrels are to you, and I might mess them up and turn them into disturbed beings if I had any, but it's not their fault they cry or run around or break things or make noises."