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[penguinboy]

Q: What's the most hurtful thing you can do to a man? A: Gnaw on his testicles. That has something to do with mermaids, but I forget what. They both remind me of the phrases "salt water" and "come up for air.” Mermaids have these killer stares which enables them to win in any staring contest. I once dated a mermaid. That was sufficiently

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[heyjana]

I wish you posted more often, I love reading your journal.

[melanie]

I once dated a mermaid. That was sufficiently frustrating.

that makes a perfect one-liner, if only there were a context for it.

I think

[jasonbeast]

the lack of context makes it even funnier, but that's just me.

[warheart]

If you've ever tried basketball after someone had saran wrapped the basket, you know what I mean.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[annabis]

excellent. simply delectable. you should write a novel.

[the_real_girlie]

i thought bulls were colorblind. they just get pissed off cuz someone's waving crap in front of their faces.