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[penguinboy]

Q: What's the most hurtful thing you can do to a man? A: Gnaw on his testicles. That has something to do with mermaids, but I forget what. They both remind me of the phrases "salt water" and "come up for air.” Mermaids have these killer stares which enables them to win in any staring contest. I once dated a mermaid. That was sufficiently

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[jessparizek]

who are you.
why did you add me to your friends list? im sorry but you and i dont seem to have much in common.
please remove me from your friends list

[testdriver]

i love you penquin boy...even though you broke my heart.

mmm... hot sand

[cherryfied]

Jeebus what a bunch of crybabies... who the hell cares if penguin boy adds you? quit being so damn sucky *is a happy de-sensatized american* wheeee haw! beef jerky... mmmmyup

Penguin boy, your friends call you penguin boy but may I call you Sharon?

[_paperbag]

very creative..
adding as many people as you can, to spread your writing around.

well. go man, go!

[lovesickbabe15]

I enjoy reading your journal. You have talent