Meme (it's that kind of day)
Abnormally quiet here today. So, I thought I'd do this just to kill time.
1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
I make a fool of myself to one person or another every time I open my mouth. I have no trouble doing it, and if my partner laughs, so much the better.
2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Depends on the mood. Off is a slow tease, full of exploration and wonderment. On is reflected lust and desire deep in the other person's eyes. Both have merit.
3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
Not really, unless it's really obnoxious or their preferences in music dictate the way they actually live their lives.
4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
No. That experience taught me a lot about myself. I wouldn't change it.
5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons?
HELL no.
6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
Nah. The big important bits, sure, but not every detail.
7. It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Improve it, as long as you remember to take some time to appreciate it, too.
8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
Sometimes.
9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
No.
10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
A great friend.
11. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
They both have their extremely good points.
12. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
Nope.
13. Do you like kissing in public?
In moderation. I really like kissing, but there are somethings that should be private.
14. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
I have several and I employ most of them in my current on-again off-again relationship. ;)
15. Did America really put a man on the moon?
Yes.
16. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?
Current crush/boy toy is 10 years older, so yes.
17. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
Sunshine and a long talk with a good friend.
18. How well do you handle criticism?
Depends greatly on the manner in which it is offered.
19. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
What fun is that? Of course, I'm pretty corrupted. There aren't a whole lot of people who AREN'T purer than me.
20. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
Nope. Usually don't have the higher brain function for it.
21. Is it possible for full-figured women to be equally attractive as thinner women?
HELL YES. And I would argue, more attractive.
22. You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long would you wait to call?
A day or so.
23. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
If you take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, then eventually the whole world will be blind and toothless. Which isn't an answer, but it's the best I've got.
24. Would you have a 'Happy Button' installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it?
Aside from the obvious sexual connotations to this question, no. Part of life is the struggle.
25. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
I'd like to know the important bits ahead of time. Suprise me on the rest.
26. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
No, but I find it does inform future behavior.
27. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
I love a good smile.
28. Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
Soul mate. Or at least a mate that understands my soul.
29. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Yep.
30. Should your mate also become your best friend?
Ideally.
31. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
Someone experienced. I need a firm hand. ;)
32. Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
Yes.
33. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
No. But I've thought about it.
34. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
Interesting things. And yes, I know wishing that someone "May live in interesting times" is considered a curse in some cultures. But as I've said, part of life is the struggle.
35. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Yes. Even though it hurts like hell.
....
numb3rs100 pr0n later maybe. Hey, I've got two sexy guys in an elevator. What's not reckless about that?
1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
I make a fool of myself to one person or another every time I open my mouth. I have no trouble doing it, and if my partner laughs, so much the better.
2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Depends on the mood. Off is a slow tease, full of exploration and wonderment. On is reflected lust and desire deep in the other person's eyes. Both have merit.
3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
Not really, unless it's really obnoxious or their preferences in music dictate the way they actually live their lives.
4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
No. That experience taught me a lot about myself. I wouldn't change it.
5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons?
HELL no.
6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
Nah. The big important bits, sure, but not every detail.
7. It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Improve it, as long as you remember to take some time to appreciate it, too.
8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
Sometimes.
9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
No.
10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
A great friend.
11. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
They both have their extremely good points.
12. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
Nope.
13. Do you like kissing in public?
In moderation. I really like kissing, but there are somethings that should be private.
14. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
I have several and I employ most of them in my current on-again off-again relationship. ;)
15. Did America really put a man on the moon?
Yes.
16. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?
Current crush/boy toy is 10 years older, so yes.
17. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
Sunshine and a long talk with a good friend.
18. How well do you handle criticism?
Depends greatly on the manner in which it is offered.
19. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
What fun is that? Of course, I'm pretty corrupted. There aren't a whole lot of people who AREN'T purer than me.
20. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
Nope. Usually don't have the higher brain function for it.
21. Is it possible for full-figured women to be equally attractive as thinner women?
HELL YES. And I would argue, more attractive.
22. You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long would you wait to call?
A day or so.
23. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
If you take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, then eventually the whole world will be blind and toothless. Which isn't an answer, but it's the best I've got.
24. Would you have a 'Happy Button' installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it?
Aside from the obvious sexual connotations to this question, no. Part of life is the struggle.
25. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
I'd like to know the important bits ahead of time. Suprise me on the rest.
26. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
No, but I find it does inform future behavior.
27. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
I love a good smile.
28. Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
Soul mate. Or at least a mate that understands my soul.
29. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Yep.
30. Should your mate also become your best friend?
Ideally.
31. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
Someone experienced. I need a firm hand. ;)
32. Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
Yes.
33. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
No. But I've thought about it.
34. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
Interesting things. And yes, I know wishing that someone "May live in interesting times" is considered a curse in some cultures. But as I've said, part of life is the struggle.
35. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Yes. Even though it hurts like hell.
....
numb3rs100 pr0n later maybe. Hey, I've got two sexy guys in an elevator. What's not reckless about that?