GK FIC: One Over the Other

[penguinparity]

For sharksdontsleep because she said she'd never been inside a Cracker Barrel.

One Over The Other
Generation Kill, Ray/Walt
PG

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[sharksdontsleep]

OK, OK, OK, first of all, you are awesome. Second of all, you are awesome. Third of all, you get the damn point.

"Stop sulking, it's not nearly as cute as you think it is."

"Did you just call me cute?"

Yes, Ray, he did. But not that cute.

"You're probably a secret chess genius too, aren't you? Fuck, you're going to order me to come with you to this place all the time. You're one sick bastard, Hasser."

"I'm not the one who knows all the words to Cabaret," Walt points out.

Walt = Sekrit!Chess genius - NOW CANON.

Oh, and Ray totally knows all the words to Cabaret - You made my day, bb!

"That's sad, Hasser. You get one over me, an opportunity to tie me, do something filthy to me, and that's what you ask for?"

"I didn't say you were going to be wearing clothes, did I?"Of course, Ray wants to be tied up...and fed biscuits. Or make biscuits. Or something. And Walt looks all sweet and innocent, but then he's like, get in the kitchen, take off your shirt, and make me some gravy. Because Ray cooks, Walt eats, there is singing, and

[meeks00]

Are you going to go check out Cracker Barrel now? Because they have some fun stuff in there. You might not ever leave. But if you DO go -- get the peppermint sticks! It's guaranteed to give you diabetes. I went on a healthy diet on those things for a while and had a red mouth for a month. And also crashed every night and slept like a baby once the sugar high died. Um. Yeah. So you should check out the nearest Cracker Barrel.

[sharksdontsleep]

I'm not sure if I'll ever get there, but if I do, I'll definitely get those peppermint things. Yay for red mouth sugar high! I can be a peppermint vampire!

I went on a healthy diet on those things for a while and had a red mouth for a month. And also crashed every night and slept like a baby once the sugar high died. Um. Yeah. You are too adorable for words. *Smishes.*

I do love chicken and waffles. If they have chicken and waffles, I'm on it like a motherfucker. Or tomato gravy. Or properly made grits. OK, I'll stop being a food Southern food snob.

[penguinparity]

So glad you liked it, bb! :D *preens*

Of course Ray is adorable and he knows it, it's all Walt can do to keep his ego in check!

Of course, Ray wants to be tied up...and fed biscuits. Or make biscuits. Or something. And Walt looks all sweet and innocent, but then he's like, get in the kitchen, take off your shirt, and make me some gravy. Because Ray cooks, Walt eats, there is singing, and LIFE IS GOOD.

I like how you think, LIFE IS GOOD.

[pjvilar]

Love this! Adorable and bantery and also? The perfect evocation of a Cracker Barrel.

[penguinparity]

Glad to hear it! I used to go to Cracker Barrel all the time as a kid, but it's been a few years now. :)

[strigine]

Heee!

Found a typo: "but leaves his food resting against the inside of Walt's ankle." should be foot?

[penguinparity]

Goddamnit, woman, I can't see the last past of the comment on my phone!

[strigine]

Ooh, yeah, you'd have to be able to select it.

I just said that I found a typo. ^_^;;

"but leaves his food resting against the inside of Walt's ankle." -- should be foot?

[penguinparity]

Oh, hahaha. Fixed! Thanks :D

[penguinparity]

They are so cute it hurts sometimes, y/y?

[meeks00]

I don't know that I can aptly explain how much I love this! The footsy-ing! The biscuits and gravy lovin' and Ray's bitchiness and that game! So great!

"Don't talk about my momma like that," Walt replies placidly. He's using one of store's magazines to fan his face. "We used to come here for Sunday dinner sometimes, when I'd been good."
"This was a reward?" Ray's tone and raised eyebrows telegraph his opinion of that quite clearly.
I laughed so hard at that. SO HARD.

"We should give this game to POWs, tell them we'll let them go if they can solve it. They'll go crazy and confess everything in no time," Ray mutters.
HILARIOUS! And Walt being a genius at it! HUGSHUGS!!!! I love genius Walt! And I love cooking Ray and Walt wanting Ray to keep on cooking, but NEKKID. Umm...yeah. I love this. And Cracker Barrel. And Walt nudging Ray's foot away LOL!

This is so awesome :D :D :D

[penguinparity]

Glad you liked it! :D

That game is tricksy, but if you spent a lot of time there as a kid with your grandparents Mom, you can figure the pattern eventually and then it's quite easy!