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penguinpunk

What I learned from the bible today

Sep 25, 2006 22:18

If you're fucking your dead brother's wife in order to get her pregnant so that your dead brother can have children you better not pull out and cum on the ground.

Or god'll kill you.

Thank you genesis.

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Comments 7

justosric September 26 2006, 04:45:42 UTC

I. FUCKING. LOVE. YOUUUUU.

Thank you for posting this... it benefits posterity!!!

penguinpunk October 1 2006, 23:03:44 UTC

hehe. you're quite welcome lovey

jenny_the_great September 26 2006, 21:38:24 UTC

Yes, God is hungry for more babies.

icklesourkiwi September 26 2006, 23:16:48 UTC

mmm, BABIES

penguinpunk October 1 2006, 23:04:05 UTC

delicious and nutritious.

icklesourkiwi September 28 2006, 00:38:06 UTC

HEYHEYHEY

You should hunt down a fellow freshman named Courtney Downing and talk to her about how awesome I am. No, seriously. She's doing a writer's workshop, too. And had really awesome bright green shoes three or so years ago.

Yes.

penguinpunk October 1 2006, 23:04:57 UTC

maybe I'll look her up on facebook? goes to BU, does she?