OK today i went to percy and patricks house because i lost my cell phone last night. i thought i had just left it at home but when i got home it wasn't there so now i'm all confus.............ed. Anyway i was at patricks house and patrick was there and he's like oh i guess you want your cell phone. iwas like ok it's overhere. Patrick said yeah ( Read more... )

today at work i put a wallpaper on the puter and my boss was like paul what the fuck is that on my computer and i said bitch shut up he was like don't talk to me like that and go get me a smoothie i said ok