Oh. My. GOD. People are making me CAH-RAAAAZY tonight.
So yesterday was LASER TAAAAG!! Me, Allie, Justin, and Dana went to Smiles, which is this entertainment place in Milford. First me and Justin were on a team, and I did all the fucking work. We lost. Then we went on the bumper boats, which was great fun. Justin didn't want to get wet, but I eventually splashed him, so he got wet. Then we played some video games (the Jurassic Park game rules all). Next was a couple more games of laser tag. Me and Allie vs. Dana and Justin. We lost. I WAS the high score player a few times, though! I swear, it was WAY too much excersize. I'm really outta shape. Anyway, after that, we were hungry and tired, and the place had no AC, so we went to IHOP for lunch. We walked in and there was this old guy sitting there, and he said something like "Lookit the one poppa with three ladies" to Justin. Then we saw him leaving and he made this motion that was either A) a jacking off motion or B) it was a motion for Dana to hit Justin. So she did. Then he hit her with a butter knife and made her bleed. We were ordering and Justin was trying to order the country omelette, but he stuttered on the word "country." So it came out like, "Can I have the coun-coun-cunt....that ::points to the menu::" I almost pissed myself laughing. The waiter definitely picked up on the joke, but he was cool about it. Anyway, after we ate, we went to Game Stop and bought 2 Gamecube controllers and a bunch of used N64 games. We went back to our house and played video games for awhile, then went to dinner at Friendly's. Best part of the meal was the little sex ed class we had. Dana mimicking a little spermie trying to get into an egg was one of the funniest things ever. I had to leave the table and go outside because I was laughing so hard. After dessert, we came back to the house to play more video games. Me and Dana were on a team and she kept driving us off cliffs and in circles. And we were both really hyper and we were talking in really weird voices. It was so goddamn funny. Then I accidentally spilled water on her and she completely DOUSED me in it. I was soaked. There was water on the ceiling, on the Gamecube, on the floor, everywhere. After I changed, we drove Dana and Justin home. And that was Tuesday.
Today me and Allie went to Kohl's. I got a few t-shirts to use as nightshirts in college. We picked up Mom from the train station, then dropped her off at home and left to pick up Dana and Justin. We stopped at Dunkin' Donuts, then went to the mall. I got Rock Against Bush Vol. 2, Letter Kills' The Bridge, and Less Than Jake's Pezcore at FYE. Then we stopped at Forever 21, because I had to return a bunch of stuff. The cashier told me she loved my hoodie. After I returned the stuff, I went over to Hot Topic with Justin while Allie and Dana shopped at Forever 21. I got a New Found Glory t-shirt, this AFI back patch that I can pin to the back of my hoodies, and a hardcore compilation CD that Justin bought for me. I also bought Allie this Hello Kitty pillow. I have to go back for a few pins because I lost one of my Rancid ones and my Minor Threat one. Anyway, after that, we went to Ruby Tuesday's for dinner. Me, Allie, and Dana got this flavored iced tea. The blackberry was good, but the key lime was GWOSS. I got my chicken wrap, which was wonderful as always. After that, we went back to the house and played video games until 1 AM. Justin was so hyper, he would not stop talking. Out of nowhere, he got on the subject of ejaculation and he's like "On a good day, I can cum about 2 teaspoons." He meant "tablespoons," but it was still WAY too much info, and it was hysterical. We got to Justin's house when we were dropping him off, and I let everyone write on my denim skirt in pink highlighter. Then we wrote on his jeans. I hope it washes out. As we were on our way to drop Dana off, there were these guys following us, and we were waving to them and everything. It was great fun.
Things to do tomorrow:
+Laundry
+Go shopping for college shit
+Email my roomate
+Find my schedule
+Write out my contact info
+Take pictures of my shoes
+Work on Warped Mix CD
ONE WEEK TILL WARPED!!! SEE YOU THERE KAT!!!
Fin.