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[penguins4me]

There was a snail who liked to race cars. Nobody thought that this snail could win a race because he was, in fact, a snail. So this snail was determined to prove everyone wrong. He went to fanciest shmanciest race car shop around and said, "I want the God-damn fastiest car you sell." And although it was very expensive, the salesman sold him the S-

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[jellybean1015]

hehehehehehe I heard that joke when I was like, 10 and thought it was the funniest shit ever...

how young I was *nastolgic sigh*