if i had a penis, i'd be a cook.

[penguinz022]

So I had my first day of work yesterday. But technically I didnt do what I was hired to do. I'm supposed to be a hostess, which is fine with me. Cute clothes and all I do is smile a lot and take people's money. But when I went in for orientation shawn (the owner) was like "wear jeans, tshirt and a hat for tomorrow" So I did. Long and extremely

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[hotscars]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! You're so lucky you got to stay on my friends list. ;)

[penguinz022]

i wouldnt call it luck. more like god punishing me for all the hell i am causing on earth. damn. oh well at least youre cute.

[hotscars]

Hell yes I'm cute. Why is god doing this to us? You get stuck with me and I get stuck being me. This sucks...:)