hey guess what ( Read more... )

poop in the pocket
im meeting KC in like... 8 minutes
im nervous
shes like... amazing
i will always care about her

and last night i stayed up til THREE THIRTY writing and rewriting a letter for her. after six drafts i finally settled on what i needed to say. i dont even know if im going to give it to her. theres no chance we'll ever be together again, ( Read more... )

I felt like crying until like one minute ago ( Read more... )

im an idiot ( Read more... )

oh hi guys
im fine
blah blah blah
SO
for the past few weeks ive been going to summer school
it sucks and i hate it but every so often this gorgeous guy rides my bus
so i was whining to my friend about how i never get the courage to talk to him
and how i think hes amazing
and my friend suggested posting a missed connection on craigslist

so i did

three days ( Read more... )

hi everybody ( Read more... )

an excerpt from the taxpayers tour diary:
"By the time we go on, everyone’s pretty faded, including Mark, who’s poured beer all over himself, Phil, and the floor, and has asked some poor kid at the show (in a genuinely concerned voice) how he “got cum all over his socks.”"

oh yeah, i DEFINITELY slept with him.
....twice.

i feel like crying ( Read more... )

cj called me ( Read more... )

im done with buttholes
CJ dumped me over text
haha?