I'm Hideous

[penmaster]

"One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug." -- Franz Kafka; The Metamorphosis

Nicolai dumped me. I don't know why, but I hurt, my heart aches.

Is it that you don't love me anymore? Is that it? I don't see what being a bird has to do with anything. This

Comments

[tesla_technus]

stop beingk emo. you bird. i bug. you eat i.

[penmaster]

It's 'You would eat me', not 'you eat I'. I don't care if you have to press your body to the damn keys just to type, if your going to come to my journal and be a jerk than have the forthought to at LEAST use proper grammar in doing so!

And on the content- are you insane? Are you saying I would dare eat my own lover?! Besides, i'd never eat a bee! I'm still half human, and I would never eat a yellow jacket.

[tesla_technus]

not try 2 b jerk. bird eat bug.

you dare eat luvr.

[penmaster]

You son of a bitch, if I didn't still love you i'd come to your house right NOW and crush you under my thumb.

I mean really, after all we've been thought and all we've done, you dump me because of one little issue that will wear off- and then have the sheer gall to come be a jerk to me in my livejournal?

Really something, Technus, really.

And FYI: I don't think I would try and eat you, I wouldn't eat the man I loved.