Lauren is Fuuma's bitch. There are far too many "mandatory" speeches to attend here.

I am Lauren's Puerto Rican lover. All bow down before me ( Read more... )

I was talking to Steve at work today and we remembered this really dumb exercise one of our teachers made our class do. What you did was you took someone from your group and wrote down as many stupid things as possible that you knew about them. Then we had to read them out loud, but I don't have to do that here. I think this is my way of trying to ( Read more... )

I don't think I have ever been so pissed off in my life. After seven months, he thinks he can write a letter and come off as though we are still friends. And adding insult to injury, he has the nerve to ask about Laur. I'm thinking I should just send him a response that goes something like this ( Read more... )

House is pretty quiet right about now and I don't know what to do with myself so I thought "why not write in this?" Not that I have much of anything to say. Laur came over about 10 minutes ago and passed out on my bed. I think she only got an hour or so of sleep last night and had to run around all day. Just plain exhausted. Unlike her, I actually ( Read more... )

And I got slapped. Such is my day.

At Lauren's right now. Going to see Road To Perdition in a bit.

Jake - I can't believe you told her to do that.

And now she's dancing to some sort of Mid-Eastern music around her basement in the silver cowboy hat. But she does move quite well.

LaxinGod44: he's so awkward with girls ( Read more... )

I am fully convinced now that Lauren is going to try and kill me one of these days Slowly and painfully like POURING HOT WAX OVER MY BROKEN RIBS Are you fucking insane??? I'm never sleeping around you again EVER But you're still coming to my graduation right ( Read more... )

Laur see the damn doctor for God's sake! Steve says hi