CHRIS

FUCK YOU

LOVE, EVERYONE

fuck.

i was going to write something about how silly it is to get wasted "in celebration" of cinco de mayo...but i won't ( Read more... )

oh...
and i now pay rent to live in a fucking frat house.

i ran out of gas last night for the first time and it was reassuring that april hasn't given up. i think enema day is scheduled for the first or second of may. hopefully we can rid ourselves completely of this horrible month. i did however forget to mention that i am now an aunt. if this would have happened any other month, i probably would be ( Read more... )

this has been the weirdest month of all weird months in the history of kelly anne schaefer
( i shall make a list... )

today is the best!
i found a copy of the little prince to give to the guy at work that gives me kandy and granola and a book kalled the adventures of ratman!

today i overkame my fear of driving in skary weather while listening to a new kids on the block remix tape. it was pretty intense.

my life is really easy right now...
i think i'm due for loosing a house, meat, friend, telephone, digit, car, or at least experiense some kind of explosion or natural disaster...
i'm scheduled to go to the doctor next week...yikes...if my timing is korrekt, i think the diagnosis my be either spelunker's knee or cradle cap...fuck.

i just want to say that i fucking LOVE corn...a lot!