As of tomorrow, I will have been in Germany for exactly two years.

Think about that.

tighten your buttocks

pour juice on your chin

So, today, on the other side of the world, the US Mint and Federal Reserve officailly released the new One Dollar coin program. It starts with a picture of G. Washington and will continue with new pictures of dead presidents every three months until 2016. Google it for more details than that ( Read more... )

for the next week, i'll be taking part in a scientific census-type study to measure the mobility and routes taken by the average german resident. this requires me to carry on my person at all times a GPS tracking/recording device. anytime i leave the flat, this thing will record where and when and how long i am en route or at any location ( Read more... )

my father finally made the switch.
i'm so proud of him.

i don't mean that he's gay.
i mean that he bought a Mac.

Happy Chanukah!!!

what's up with it being 63 degrees in december?
but i did buy xmas lights at ikea today.
i suppose this is what xmas spirit feels like in florida and shit.

fashion.
in the grand scheme of things, coon-skin caps and multi-colored overalls aren't really that outrageous.
so when i see an old dude walking down the street with a coon tail down to his ass, all i see is vanilla and white bread.

and official report:
the eurullet is officially played out. even here.

So, usually I find Bright Eyes lyrics very forced, trite, and bland.
But sometimes, when the moment's just right, their generic nature makes them all the more applicable to my life situation.
Just change a few words here and there and all of a sudden we have a new lj entry.

( for example )

it's halloween time. my favorite holiday of them all. better than jesus' birthday and death weekend combined ( Read more... )