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I am so very tired of unemployment already. Yes, I know, many many folks have been off longer than me. I'm still tired of it already ( Read more... ) -
yay!
This nation was founded on the principle of equality for all. While it's taking way too long to form that equality 100%, I'm very proud of Iowa for paving one step further into the real American Dream.
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Two wisdom teeth out. I'm a freaking baby about my teeth.
The codeine hasn't kicked in yet.
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It's not actually Russian, and it's not really tea, but damn if I don't love me some russian tea. Especially when I'm getting a cold. Mmmmm hot orangey soothingness on the inflamed soft palate. -
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We went to the boobie bar for Aaron's birthday tonight. Some people are jackasses ( Read more... ) -
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Tell me again how being involuntarily transferred shouldn't make me feel as expendable as an outright firing/layoff would? -
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I took part in something really cool today. How it started.
And how it ended.
I was Carnera, and it was the most awesomely beautiful, epic, lolworthy (in a good way) thing I've done in a very long time. I also donated to Make A Wish in Ezra's name.
The 200-cow line dance was possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen!
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Writer's Block: Secret Ballot
Some lousy cunt left a picture of herself holding her pweshious baby on the front door of City Hall where I vote, like I don't know there's a question on the ballot for the abortion ban. I took your picture and wiped my ass with it, bitch! No, not really, I just gave it to the poll workers with the line "someone dropped this outside," AND THEN ( Read more... ) -
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I had a dream that I was at a party, and Robert De Niro kept calling because he wanted to play checkers via text.
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Going to NYC on Wednesday to a writer's conference, with a story that's not finished.
Who's got two thumbs and is scared shitless?
(not Bob Kelso that's for damn sure)