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[pennyem]

I had a dream that I was at a party, and Robert De Niro kept calling because he wanted to play checkers via text.

what?

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[pennyem]

It made sense in my dream. I think it was like people playing chess via snail mail.

Also there was some weird division game and my crew leader at work made fun of me for not being able to do the math fast enough.

I was all, "Never give a drunk celebrity your phone number, man! They've got nothing better to do than actually call!"