Goddamn floaty ads--I am not joining the army, I don't care how much you lie and say it's about individuality and not being a brainwashed monkey, you're still a liar with your damn floaty ad! Army of One! Pfffft! One goddamn endless floaty ad!
I hate MTV for ruining the seasonal Real World marathon by showing Las Vegas. Who wants to see those skanks again? I would take any other season over them. I'll even watch Chicago tomorrow cause it will look good compared to Las Vegas, even with Cara there. Although the Steven and Trishelle pregnancy scare episode is on now, and that one is funny. Steven says he'd be a good father cause he's "very free with love." And Frank says, "It would be a pretty kid, but you're both dumb as rocks." That's one of the funniest RW lines ever, I spit my soda out the first time I heard him say that. Poor Frank. Stuck on the skanky season. Had to live in a tacky suite at the Palms instead of a castle in Paris. Poor you.
I love, love, love those little single cast member French ads they are running for RW Paris. They are cuteness. I have yet to see the Ace one, I hear that one's good. I saw Chris, Mallory, Christina, Adam, and Simon. And I love, love, love "Monsieur le Gnome". I am psyched for this season, this show hasn't been good in years. Since New Orleans, really.
My dad broke the phone cord when he decided to wake up at 2 pm, so instead of crappy dialup net I had no net. Then he sent me to Radio Shack with 5 bucks to buy a phone cord that apparently costs 9, and I didn't have any extra money with me--cause I am poorer than the poorest poor whatever--but the Radio Shack guy let me have it for five. He rocks. Mr. Radio Shack guy, I salute you. But I'm still glad you didn't ask for my number.