i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

[pennylane856]

why do i always have crushes on manwhores.

why do i always have crushes.

why are all boys manwhores.

why.

why.

why.

that is an original poem by nicole wilson believe it or not. i am deep. whatever. 99 apples tonight will make it all better.

Comments

[catastrophe___x]

at least you're not bulky. ♥

[anonymous]

not all boys are man-whores

[pennylane856]

go ahead. i dare you. prove me wrong, anonymous.

"guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks"

[azsley816]

....... that's the best i can tell u right now nicole haha guys suck ass!!! fuck em (not literally)

no wait i lied

[azsley816]

i have something else for u =-)

Men are like:
1. Laxatives .... They irritate the shit out of you.
2.Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Weather ...Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Blenders ...You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5 Chocolate Bars ...Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6.Commercials ...You can't believe a word they say.
7. Department Stores ...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8.Government Bonds ...They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Mascara ...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Popcorn ...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Snowstorms ..You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Lava Lamps ..Fun to look at but not very bright.
13.Parking Spots ...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[thenamesskinnid]

i don't think i'm a man-whore. i mean i don't sleep around or hook up with 34242352345154 girls a week. so that mean's im not, right? haha

[pennylane856]

dave you are clearly exempt from all my generalizations about your gender! youre a-okay in my book.