I'm so fucking happy right now ( Read more... )

Just when I think I'm getting a grasp on my life, I find out I have 6 more weeks of treatment, and my parent decide to move to Sequim. Fuck.

Has anyone gotten their W-2's from Teletech yet?

Liberate bananas

It's kind of weird that now I'm sXe I get sex.

Merry fucking New Years everybody!

Merry fucking Christmas everybody!

Christmas miracles DO happen!

Pull my string and watch me vomit real bile with eight (8) hilarious sound effects! Pour water in me the morning after, and as my brain reconstitutes, watch my expression turn to remorse as I remember the night before! Fun for all ages!

Sometimes I wish... eh, wishing gets me nowhere.