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Muwahaahahahahahahaaa! 'Twas I who crashed the database! G'rar!! Crushes be damn'd!!

Alrighty then. This is my "extremely drunk and I can't spell for shit" entry. Once in a lifetime.

So as for an update......people are weird. And yet very entertaining while drunk.

Advice:      1) Talk to people on the bus. You'll never know where it will lead you.

2) Accept study-buddy reservations.

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Right. I did the Google "my name" search.

http://usarc.usgs.gov/antarctic_ground_control/ss19-21_05/control/jamie.htm

As it turns out....I'm am USGS survey mark. Sexy.

Ain't I cute as a button!?!

Happy Birthday, Dustin. Don't drink too much.

Or do.

Mmm.....mmm....alcohol poisoning. Good times.

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If there is one person you can't stop thinking about......weep while you slowly slit your wrists and smear their initials on your forehead & mirror & toiletpaper with your blood......and.....uh...........post this same exact sentence in your journal.

I like my idea  better.
Be right back.

yeah yeah...issues issues issues.... blah...blah... ( Read more... )

Ok. So. It kinda hit me recently (and by recently I mean along time ago) that Canadians are retarded. Like really retarded. Not just 'tarded like the rest of us. Especially me. But re-tard-ed. Case in point: Americans are from America & Asians are from Asia & Russians are from Russia.

But no. Oh no.
Canada just has to have Canadians. Why ( Read more... )

That's right. You heard it here first folks.
Fishbone yep Fishbone be blessin' Tally-ho with their presence next week!!
Take that ya' lyin' ass bitches.

Okies.

This is my end-of-the-semester/post-stalker update.

Yay! Exams are over! I hope everyone ace'd 'em! And for those who didn't have to take them, *shakes fist in envy*.

I am so tired, so I'll make this one quick.

You're such a beautiful freak
I wish there more just like you
You're not like all of the others

And that is why I love you
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