Mother-Fucker

[pens_run_dry]

Last night was the annual Keg "Christmas/Staff Appreciation" Party. I awoke this morning fully clothed in my bed with a chipped tooth and destroyed cellular phone, and I was without my glasses. I'm still drunk as I'm typing this. I've been slowly piecing together the events of the evening, and would like to share them. PHASE 1: I'M TALKIN' ABOUT A

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[seattle_slew]

This is late but I must ask: Were the Dumb and Dumber references throughout the post present because Jim Carrey had a chipped tooth in the movie? Just wondering. By the way, I just got an ab workout after all the laughing I did reading your story, nice work.