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Mar 07, 2006 01:10

Well, things are looking up here. My permanent replacement teeth have been seated and I can once again chow down on all the apples, carrots, and saltwater taffy I want - they're BETTER than real teeth; JEALOUS? You too can have your very own porcelain beauties for the very reasonable price of a piggy-back face-plant. My Terminator red-eye is just ( Read more... )

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kenatent March 8 2006, 02:10:38 UTC
I knocked my old, inferior, God-given teeth out with a hammer this morning and should have the new ones installed in time for spring break. In a few months, fake teeth will be like the Motorola Razor: Everybody will have them.

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unguidedsoul March 8 2006, 23:00:37 UTC
Do you have to shove it in that I have another quarter of dick-fuck-ass classes! Thanks - signed - pissed-off-during-finals Mroczek

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