I only wanted ONE gift for my b-day, and I didn't get it...

[pensivebard]

*sniff sniff*

Won't someone please buy me this?

What Mike wants for his b-day

I promise to love you FOREVER! Or maybe shoot you with my laser gun. One of the two, but either would be SOOOOOOO cool! *nod nod*

Comments

[pensivebard]

I am afraid that the team for my adventures (post-gift receiving) has already been decided. You see....In 1992, a crack alcoholic unit was sent to prison by a Renaissance Kangaroo court, for a crime it did not commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Miami underground. Today, still wanted by the Republic of Marzipan for their activities in the Grand Panty Raid of '91, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire The Chessmaster-Team.
Starring...

Michael Patino
'I love it when a plan comes together.'Cigar-chewing Mike is the leader of the motley, rag-tag group. When there's no soldier-of-fortuning to be done, he usually gets a job as a rabid panhandling street bum just off the 8th street railroad tracks, or something of the sort. He's a master of disguise. He can look like anyone - an old lady, a tramp, a barman, a doddery old man - you name it, he's looked like it. He is the brains of the group, and as the

[merry_mischief]

Haha that story made my life. I don't know, Margie seems too hardcore to be just a damsel in distress.

[atomickittykat]

i dont see her as much of a damsel... i see her kicking ass instead!