Neatly Nicked from Nykki
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1. Name: Joseph
A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd
J.O.S.E.P.H: Justifiable Object of Sex, Equals Pure Hotness.
1. A guy who looked cute from behind and was formally a RALPH, but has now been shown to be totally hot and completely phoar-worthy.
2. Any guy who's so hot he makes you groan a bit with delight.
"Oh my god! I hoped that guy was a RALPH, and then he turned around and he's such a JOSEPH! I nearly fell over he's so hot. Damn!"
2. Your Age: 28
The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties.
Dude, Im'a gonna 28 your girlfriend so hard she'll drop 3 breast sizes.
2=B and 8=H for the word BrotherHood. 28 / BrotherHood is a branch of the Norteno street gang in San Jose California
I saw a guy with the number 28 tattood under his eye.
Its a number. Yes, it IS a number. It WAS a number, but still IS a number.
It's NOT 27, but yet, not 29 either.
Its WAY from 26, or even 25, and by guessing 30, you have mistaken greatly.
The number is ALOT larger than 7, which is a very nice number, but isnt the number we are looking for in this text. YES, its 28! 28282828!
Slightly above 27 comes 28.
3. One of your friends:
Tall
What I would be if I were in Japan.
who all women go for even though the guy is possibly satan himself.
There more shallow women than there are shallow men.
1. The ironically-named smallest size of coffee that can be ordered at certain coffee establishments, such as Starbuck's.
2. Having a long penis.
(def 1.) If I drink anything more than a tall, I'll be up all night.
(def 2.) Andrew may have small hands, but his girlfriend says he's tall.
Gilson
Gilson isn't defined yet.
(very appropriate)
Carbone
To give sexual gratification to your pet dog. Also to give your dog a manual release.
Joe was caught giving his dog a carbone in the back yard.
v. 1. to lie or to deceive 2. to not remain true to your word 3. to tell such an unbelievable lie that it seems to be true.
I got carboned when I bought my Rolex. It turned out to be a really good fake made in China.
4. What should you be doing: Relaxing
The act of smoking cannibis.
We were relaxing last night.
5. Favorite color: green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly.
A word used to discribe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to "green" to pick.
Guy 1:"God damn!!! if that bitch wasn't so green i would break my fucking dick off in her ass!"
Guy 2:"Bro, I don't give a fuck, i'll still hit that shit!
(my favorite):
Green is a color made of Blue and Yellow... Children... always thinking of drugs,sex,and money.
My favorite color is Green. What's yours?
6. Your birthplace: Connecticut
According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet.
Nice Prada shoes. Are you from Connecticut?
Why yes, where are you from?
New Jersey.
Well, that explains the smell.
You know you are from CT if:
-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend
I am getting out of here the first moment i can!!!!
7. Last person you talked to: Nykki
She wasn't defined yet. But I like this:
Sexy Badass, very good at seducing and can kill with one look. Makes men crazy, can't get enough of her!
Wonderful in bed, and as a bonus she'll throw in some scratching and will talk dirty to you in Latin.
But she's not easy! Plus she'll kick your ass and make you like it.
8. Your nickname: Joe
Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!
Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.
What's up Joe.
Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...
In Philly, "joe" originally meant "extra hype." If someone were to be overly excited or anxious about something, you would tell them "stop actin' joe." However, over time it came to just mean "actin' stupid."
(extra hype) "Yo, where is our food? I'm hungry!"
"Dude, stop actin' joe and just chill."
1. Name: Joseph
A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd
J.O.S.E.P.H: Justifiable Object of Sex, Equals Pure Hotness.
1. A guy who looked cute from behind and was formally a RALPH, but has now been shown to be totally hot and completely phoar-worthy.
2. Any guy who's so hot he makes you groan a bit with delight.
"Oh my god! I hoped that guy was a RALPH, and then he turned around and he's such a JOSEPH! I nearly fell over he's so hot. Damn!"
2. Your Age: 28
The number 28 means to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw while the 8 being titties.
Dude, Im'a gonna 28 your girlfriend so hard she'll drop 3 breast sizes.
2=B and 8=H for the word BrotherHood. 28 / BrotherHood is a branch of the Norteno street gang in San Jose California
I saw a guy with the number 28 tattood under his eye.
Its a number. Yes, it IS a number. It WAS a number, but still IS a number.
It's NOT 27, but yet, not 29 either.
Its WAY from 26, or even 25, and by guessing 30, you have mistaken greatly.
The number is ALOT larger than 7, which is a very nice number, but isnt the number we are looking for in this text. YES, its 28! 28282828!
Slightly above 27 comes 28.
3. One of your friends:
Tall
What I would be if I were in Japan.
who all women go for even though the guy is possibly satan himself.
There more shallow women than there are shallow men.
1. The ironically-named smallest size of coffee that can be ordered at certain coffee establishments, such as Starbuck's.
2. Having a long penis.
(def 1.) If I drink anything more than a tall, I'll be up all night.
(def 2.) Andrew may have small hands, but his girlfriend says he's tall.
Gilson
Gilson isn't defined yet.
(very appropriate)
Carbone
To give sexual gratification to your pet dog. Also to give your dog a manual release.
Joe was caught giving his dog a carbone in the back yard.
v. 1. to lie or to deceive 2. to not remain true to your word 3. to tell such an unbelievable lie that it seems to be true.
I got carboned when I bought my Rolex. It turned out to be a really good fake made in China.
4. What should you be doing: Relaxing
The act of smoking cannibis.
We were relaxing last night.
5. Favorite color: green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly.
A word used to discribe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to "green" to pick.
Guy 1:"God damn!!! if that bitch wasn't so green i would break my fucking dick off in her ass!"
Guy 2:"Bro, I don't give a fuck, i'll still hit that shit!
(my favorite):
Green is a color made of Blue and Yellow... Children... always thinking of drugs,sex,and money.
My favorite color is Green. What's yours?
6. Your birthplace: Connecticut
According to U.S. News and World Report 2003 - Connecticut is THE RICHEST STATE in the nation and always has been by per capita new worth, average income, and cost of living. It's amazing how uneducated someone is to say New Jersey (which most everyone would agree is the nation's asshole) would be richer. Have fun peasant, New Jersey is 6th. Get castrated before you reproduce and your uneducated middle-low class spawn infect any more of the planet.
Nice Prada shoes. Are you from Connecticut?
Why yes, where are you from?
New Jersey.
Well, that explains the smell.
You know you are from CT if:
-You can't buy beer after 8 p.m. or sundays
-There is a farm within five miles of your house.
-You have known at least two preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
-You have deer in your backyard.
-You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
-You've partied at bonfires.
-You've never looked at a public bus schedule and would certainly never ride it
-You have both girlfriends and guy friends with the same name as you
-You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen.
-You get mad at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
-You think New Jersey is a toxic waste dump.
-Your family owns more than one house.
-Your high school has won the State Championship in soccer and/or lacrosse several years in a row.
-You have taken riding lessons at the towns Riding Club.
-You spend the summer on Cape Cod, in Nantucket or Marthas Vineyard.
-The cars in your high school's parking lot were worth more than your high school.
-You were pissed that your sixteenth birthday car was a new sedan instead of an SUV.
-You have more than one country club in your town.
-UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
-You hang out at Denny's
-You weekend either on the Cape or Rhode Island at a summer home
-You wear flip flops in the winter
-You wear Hollister and know how to surf even though you live in New England
-You own at least 5 designer handbags and go shopping in NYC every weekend
I am getting out of here the first moment i can!!!!
7. Last person you talked to: Nykki
She wasn't defined yet. But I like this:
Sexy Badass, very good at seducing and can kill with one look. Makes men crazy, can't get enough of her!
Wonderful in bed, and as a bonus she'll throw in some scratching and will talk dirty to you in Latin.
But she's not easy! Plus she'll kick your ass and make you like it.
8. Your nickname: Joe
Man's name. A shortened version of the name Joseph. Simply the greatest name ever. Only the smartest. most athletic, best looking, coolest and all round greatest guys are called Joe.
My name is Joe. You know that means i rule!
Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.
What's up Joe.
Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...
In Philly, "joe" originally meant "extra hype." If someone were to be overly excited or anxious about something, you would tell them "stop actin' joe." However, over time it came to just mean "actin' stupid."
(extra hype) "Yo, where is our food? I'm hungry!"
"Dude, stop actin' joe and just chill."