Back from the CCCC

[pensylvania_joe]

So I was in California for a few days. I went to the College Composition and Communication Conference (CCCC), which is essentially the biggest conference in my field

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[pensylvania_joe]

that may be, but candy stores guarded by darned bengal tigers are awesome. As for the shop keeper and his son, that's a different story altogether.

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.