COMO UN JEFE

[pentatonikk]

or, the decline and fall of the Spanish Empire as envisioned by the Lonely Island and a meme-addled college student. Then someone else did it first and better.


RECONQUISTA (like a boss)
INQUISITION (like a boss)
LEAD EXPEDITION (like a boss)
DISCOVER NEW WORLD (like a boss)
DIRECT PILLAGE (like a boss)
CONVERT NATIVES (like a boss)
STEAL THEIR GOLD (like a boss)
FIND TOMATOES (like a boss)
HIT ON LOVI (like a boss)
GET REJECTED (like a boss)
SWALLOW SADNESS (like a boss)
PILLAGE INCA (like a boss)
LOSE ARMADA (like a boss)
CRY DEEPLY (like a boss)
DEMAND TRIBUTE (like a boss)
NICE BANANAS (like a boss)
PEDOPHILIA (like a boss)
LOSE THE NETHERLANDS (like a boss)
DRINK SANGRIA (like a boss)
SHIT ON LOVI'S DRESS (like a boss) (he doesn't notice)
BUY AN AXE (like a boss)
IN MY MOUTH (like a boss)
Oh fuck man it doesn't fucking fit... shit!
PUSSY OUT (like a boss)
PUKE ON LOVI'S DRESS (like a boss)
JUMP OFF PYRENNEES (like a boss)
SUCK ON HABSBURG DICK (like a boss)
SCORE SOME INFANTAS (like a boss)
INFANTAS GO MAD (like a boss)
SUCK MY OWN DICK (like a boss)
EAT SOME BAD GAZPACHO (like a boss)
CHOP MY BALLS OFF (like a boss)
BLACK OUT IN NEW SPAIN (like a boss)
MEET A GREY DUDE (like a boss)
FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT (like a boss)
TURN INTO A SHIP (like a boss)
KICK AMERICA (like a boss)
BECOME A FASCIST (like a boss)
NOBODY EXPECTS IT (like a boss)

Please, por Dios, return to your scheduled business (like a boss).