a little fun never hurt anyone

[pentopaper246]

Dear jen,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it the night you picked your nose in your car and I saw you sit on your "my little pony" collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I only get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the

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[mmm_words]

i'm going to be honest, your letter sounds like something that Garrison Keillor would write. I giggled uproariously.

[pentopaper246]

I'm glad you giggle uproariously. haha.