Star Wars: Episode III

[penus]

Dear George Lucas,

Stop dropping the ball with every new installment of possibly my favorite series of movies ever. You're seriously hurting my feelings, and although all the stupid fanboys (and girls) are sucking your cock over this movie, I honestley beleive that it SUCKED.

Fuck you,

Jake

Comments

[takenxbyxlies]

Do you even watch movies?

Im sorry there werent enough wookies for you , GOD, now come over on your bike...after your bbq.

[joeysouthside]

i always thought you were slow,now i know,youre just retarded.

[penus]

Yo, whatever. Remember that time I let you borrow my Alien boxset of death... well yeah, that is proof that I'm not retarded. The only thing that's retarded is the new Star Wars. Bitch. I still wanna see it again though... let's go.

[_thehorrorscene]

Dear Jake,

i feel the same way. hayden christiansen- worst actor ever. EVER. worse than keanu reeves, and thats hard to beat. but this time he even brought natalie portman down to his level of bad acting. he needs to stick to acting in episodes of are you afraid of the dark in canada instead of ruining awesome movies. i didnt feel the pain in his screaming, the sincerity in his voice when it came to padme' nor did i hear james earl jones' voice from underneath that goddamn helmet! what the hell kind of ending was that? a shitty one, thats what.

and to think i stayed up until 12:01 am thursday morning to see that movie, and for what...a big pile of corny fight scenes [with no effort made], and a group of shitty actors, acting shitty and ruining my god damn movie.

and yes i still would like to see it again also, because i still have not accepted the fact that george lucas sucks big fat weiner and ended this series of legendary cinema that is star wars.

Love,
MP

[penus]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MP I love you. Let's go!

P.S. - How ya been retardo, I haven't seen you in like... 8397148293478293472193478293478234 years. Jeezzz.

<3

[_thehorrorscene]

ive been splendid my friend. im moving to philly in like 2 months, come visit me!

ps. i think you and erik should start a sweet prog rock band and cover the final countdown by Europe. its the greatest song in the world.

[penus]

Um... alright.

hahahahha!

[takenxbyxlies]

suck my jagon.

[penus]

Stick you're finger in my thresher!

[takenxbyxlies]

nahhh thanx.

im cool.

[brettjerk]

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