(False) Correlations

[peonyfoxburr]

1. (A) As we recently learned, the computer of the divine Ms. Plaid PJs has been under the weather, and only recently restored to her household; and that this began in early December

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[plaidpjs]

1. My secret is out.....I CONTROL THE WEATHER

mwahahahahah....

**sends more snow to FB**

Disclaimer: Should adverse weather conditions result from the above discourse, all weather related inquiries should be sent to plaidpjs' computer. The owner of said computer is exempt from all responsibility resulting thereof.

I hope you find your glasses, I wear progressives too and the darn things cost a fortune... You do realize that your outlined scenario sets the stage for a rousing chorus of "Three Blind Mice", don't you?

[peonyfoxburr]

Blind mice! OMG, I never realized!
ROTFL

[bullroarert]

I declare this logic genius of the highest order.