Six ★

[peonymarket]

[ Hello, Mayfield. At least some of you are already aware that China and Vietnam, as nations, are old, and that their personifications are fond of griping about their weary bodies and creaky bones. (Oh....wait, that's just China...) With that in mind, it would undoubtedly boggle your mind to see these two fuddy duddies

kung

fu

FIGHTING.Vietnam

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[lotuslife]

[QUICK USE DODGE ROLL THERE IS A PADDLE GOING FOR YOUR KNEECAPS]

[peonymarket]

[OH SHIT don't mind him vaulting backward out of the way

and then pouncing forward for a punch once he regains his footing]

[lotuslife]

[CATCHES IT IN THE SHOULDER oh no you didn't gonna high kick at your face!!]

[peonymarket]

[OW HIS NOSE falling backwards, goes for a sweeping kick aimed at your legs!!]

B

[ergaleomancer]

[[What is this Theta doesn't even... She's just staring for a moment before she kind of gets the hint that this is just a friendly fight. They've already damaged a nearby car, so she helps herself to the front of it for a seat and settles in to watch. After any particularly good moves, she starts applauding.]]

[peonymarket]

[takes a second to bow arrogantly at the attention]

[ergaleomancer]

[[Theta can't exactly call that 'arrogant' when it's precisely what she would have done. She applauds harder, though she keeps an eye out, hoping Vietnam won't go at him while he's distracted.]]

[peonymarket]

[the same idea seems to occur to him and he looks around warily, dropping into a combat stance]

Haaah....where you hiding...

B.

[coolbowtie]

[Well this is mildly more interesting than trying to fix an exploded toaster. So he'll be standing outside his garage watching!]

[lotuslife]

[slammed back into the bushes OH NO YOU DIDN'T

leaps out again]

[coolbowtie]

[It's a bit hard to not interfere but he figures that she's probably fine!]

Careful now.

[lotuslife]

Ah-?! [WHIRLS AROUND DOCTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE]

D

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Considering even ego-maniacal bloodthirsty Nazis need to eat, so today has found the Major at the grocery store. Needless to say, he wasn't really expecting to be treated to two people running through the store in a display of martial art prowess. He will just happily watch the show, occasionally giving a small polite clap when a particularly good blow is struck, hardly giving away just how delighted he is to see two people fighting, friendly sparring match or not.]

[lotuslife]

[Vietnam scales the cereal shelves and sends a ton of them toppling to the ground in a shower of colorful fruity goodness.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

[The Major just watches for a moment, continuing to be amused as the woman climbs up the shelves, cereal flying. He's quiet for a moment before speaking up.]

Seeking the high ground might not be to advantage, especially such perilous high ground.

[lotuslife]

[turns around] I must find something!

D.

[kol_shevik]

[Well it's not like I wanted those pickles or anything, geez.]

[lotuslife]

[STOMPS ON RUSSIA'S FOOT AS SHE DARTS PAST]

[kol_shevik]

[DROPPING HIS POTATOES EVERYWHERE JEEZ.]

[lotuslife]

[TRIPS ON THEM

FUCK]