Well, screw you, Mrs. Fields. I mean, honestly...160 calories per cookie? Jesus, what were you thinking??? Really. 8 grams of fat per cookie... did you think I would MISS that? You are such a total bitch.
Eat crap, Mr./Ms. Product!!!mysterystinkJune 9 2004, 04:52:36 UTC
This may be my favorite entry of yours thus far. There's just no beating profanity directed at inanimate product mascots. Thank you, marketing teams of the world, for giving us faces to scream at.
"C'mere, Sara Lee, I'll show YOU some pound cake!"
On the other hand, though, I think it'd be great to form a gang where each member's gang name is a product mascot. Just so long as I get to be Kool-Aid Man.
Well I don't have a package right here and for some odd reason I can't picture what the Mrs.Fields cookie package looks like at the moment but one thing I always found hilarious was/is the Giant Otis Spunkmeyer Muffins ONE MUFFIN HAS TWO SERVINGS! So yeah at first casual glance at the info your like Gawd 220 Cals.. Damn said with mouthful of Muffin Then Glace bACK AT THE PACKAGE Holy Shit There two Servings in Just One Muffin!!!as I gulp down the rest Of it Damn Thats Like 440 Calories... But Gawd Those Chocolate Chocolate chip Muffins are SoOoo Yummy
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You lie!!!
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Really? Better than Mrs. F? Seems absurd...
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"C'mere, Sara Lee, I'll show YOU some pound cake!"
On the other hand, though, I think it'd be great to form a gang where each member's gang name is a product mascot. Just so long as I get to be Kool-Aid Man.
Oh YEAH!
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http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/koolaid.html
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