Comments | pepper_field: Ficlet: Keep It Simple, Stupid (PG, Sam/Jack)

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Ficlet: Keep It Simple, Stupid (PG, Sam/Jack)

Sep 01, 2010 11:40

Title: Keep It Simple, Stupid
Author: Pepper
Fandom(s): Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 409
Featured Character(s): Jack, Sam
Pairing(s): Sam/Jack
Summary: Hammond's had it up to here with this stuff. Seriously.
A/N: Epilogue to yesterday's 'Heavy-Handed'. *eyeroll at self*

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( Just stick to the story, no hesitations, no deviations... )

stargate fic, sam/jack

Comments 17

draco_somnians September 1 2010, 20:25:31 UTC

LMAO @ Hammond's list of their excuses! And this:

"The next time someone asks if you're married, Major, you point them at Teal'c - or failing that, Dr Jackson. That's an order!" *giggles* :D

pepper_field September 1 2010, 21:19:50 UTC

Hee. But Hammond loves them really, so it's a list kept strictly off-record (as much as possible).

Teal'c would totally be able to see off any unsuitable aliens vying for Sam's hand, though. *g*

julimond1402 September 1 2010, 22:29:41 UTC

It's not easy being George. And apparently it's not easy being Sam and Jack either. But definitely more fun ;) Excellent!

Warning, Fetus Fic! thothmes September 2 2010, 07:19:53 UTC

Tee-hee! Poor long-suffering General Hammond. Amazing that he hasn't got the Inspector Dreyfus's eye twitch (see The Pink Panther films) yet! And I just can't resist making it worse:

"Yes, sir. I told them I was married to Daniel. But -"

"It was that priestess, sir. She didn't believe her."

"I wouldn't look convincing insisting that Teal'c was my husband at that point, so I said that Teal'c would vouch for me -"

"Turns out that they don't trust the word of a Jaffa. Go figure."

"She insisted, sir. It was either that or -"

"Couldn't have Carter and that fantastic brain of hers destroyed by stoning for adultery, sir. Kinda forced my hand. I made a full 'confession', said she was my wife, and then they took our clothes and locked us in the little box."

"I see. Is there any more news I won't want to hear?... Major?... Colonel O'Neill?"

"I'm afraid so, sir. According to the priestess, they gave me something -"

"Had quite an effect on her, sir!"

"She says I'm most likely [inaudible"What was that? Speak up, Major ( ... )

elle11elle September 14 2010, 18:35:11 UTC

haha poor hammond. i would love to read a sequel about the plants lol

maniacalshen December 14 2010, 03:30:37 UTC

Hammond's going to name his next Ulcer after one of these two, isn't he?