Theme #31 [Joke]
Title: A Bed In Time
Author: gemz_lee
Theme: #31 Joke
Rating: G
Length: 207 words
Summary: Technically I didn’t write this. I just put a load of random words into a fic generator and got a result. I thought this would be adequate for the Joke theme.
On a functional and red morning, Tony sat on the Hellcarrier. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His heart ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Pepper to love someone with a broken heart?
Amazingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like angelic funny stilettos, all on a summer's day. I wish my Pepper would punch me, in her own colorful way..."
"Do you?" Pepper sat down beside Tony and put her hand on Tony's leg. "I think that could be arranged."
Tony gasped joyfully. "But what about my broken heart?"
"I like it," Pepper said slowly. "I think it's beautiful."
They came together and their kiss was like a dog gnawing a bone.
"I love you," Tony said brightly.
"I love you too," Pepper replied and kicked him.
They bought a velociraptor, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.
Author: gemz_lee
Theme: #31 Joke
Rating: G
Length: 207 words
Summary: Technically I didn’t write this. I just put a load of random words into a fic generator and got a result. I thought this would be adequate for the Joke theme.
On a functional and red morning, Tony sat on the Hellcarrier. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His heart ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Pepper to love someone with a broken heart?
Amazingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like angelic funny stilettos, all on a summer's day. I wish my Pepper would punch me, in her own colorful way..."
"Do you?" Pepper sat down beside Tony and put her hand on Tony's leg. "I think that could be arranged."
Tony gasped joyfully. "But what about my broken heart?"
"I like it," Pepper said slowly. "I think it's beautiful."
They came together and their kiss was like a dog gnawing a bone.
"I love you," Tony said brightly.
"I love you too," Pepper replied and kicked him.
They bought a velociraptor, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.