The Critic Ummm yeah so I totally wasn't expecting to ever find that...but HOLY CRAP, does that bring back hilarious memories. LMAO LMAO. Thinking about it now, that was a pretty risqué show to be watching as a 9 or 10 year old....we got away with a lot. Especially when the 'rents weren't home. Oh yeah, we used to watch MTV like it was no one's ( Read more... )

Okay not really, but I'm just really effing bored and figured I should end the old year with...an entry. It just wouldn't have felt right leaving all this hanging from July! Yeah. Don't know what that has to do with anything, really ( Read more... )

And it actually wasn't my fault today!...oh wait, it's never really my fault. I'm just that wonderful. :-D ( Read more... )

Even though I kept forgetting throughout the day that it WAS indeed July 4th. Actually, why do people wish others a happy 4th of July? What happened to Independence Day? HUH? The REAL kind, as depicted in that photograph? GOSH! How easily people forget. Sickens me. And happy 4th of July just sounds stupid! I could say that about anything ( Read more... )

"She" meaning Angel and "blows" meaning snoring like a wildebeest. Again. But I don't know what YOU were thinking. Pervert ( Read more... )

Well...not really. I haven't done anything dbaggish in the past 8 hours or so. I just felt like...these entries would be too close together for this NOT to be a continuation. Of sorts. Yes...sorts...*throws fire in your face and runs off cackling into the night ( Read more... )

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the World Cup isn't over yet? Geez. It's been like...two weeks. Oh wait, THREE! Holy ship. What is this, the olympics?!?! Oh whatevs, it don't matta to me. You know, I'm sure most people that say they're so excited for the world cup ARE genuinely excited...but...like...how is that everyone? I honestly didn't know about the World Cup until ( Read more... )

( ...and there was no full-frontal male nudity! )

I mean to write last night, but then uhhh more pressing matters took precedence. Like...going online. And watching a movie. And reading a paragraph of my book. =O ( Read more... )