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MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch. Ranchranchranch. I eat it on everything.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Burger King, not because it's so delicious, but because it's the only one that has the veggie-burger.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. um...I don't really eat at sitdown restaurants. I'm gonna say Panera.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Whatever I panic and put on the table. Something that come out to dollars.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Chinese.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. I actually hate pizza. Don't tell anyone.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter, jam, peanut butter, cheese, anything really to drown out that burnt taste that toast always has for me.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Pintsize! Eating cake batter!
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 1
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Righty
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Moles, wisdom teeth, and the mysterious third nipple. (That last one's a lie.)
(I still have it.)
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I've probably got one now.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Donna Roberts
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Only by sedatives for surgeries.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes, so I could stay inside that day. Unless I was going to die inside, then I could go out. I change my mind, if I only get the date I don't want to know.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Chesterfield Snapdragon McVendicoff or Pippa Aria Vaegas (hooker detective who's story is not a series.)
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. I think I look best naked.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably when I was a kid. I used to eat things on dares.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Of course. I'd tell you the story but I don't want you to feel inferior.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I need no saving. I'm like Superman. Or Chuck Norris.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yep, or $10 or $1. I don't think this is a big deal.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Could I keep it afterwards? I think I could get it reattached for that and maybe have some left over. And if I won't have any left over, then you can keep the finger.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes, yes I would.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Absolutely. There's not alot I wouldn't do for a quarter of a million dollars. (Also I look best in naked.)
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A : It's a good burn.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Yes. Okay, maybe. No, definitely yes. Of course. Can you pay me up front?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Lint
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Not really, but it's got funny parts.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet. I hate carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand, unless I'm particularly tired, then I sit and try not to drown staring up into the water. (Don't judge.)
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I'll be killing her any day now.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: At least four.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I'm not telling you.
Q: What did you want to be when you grew up?
A: Big Bird. (That is my serious answer.)
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8.
Billie Jean.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Shaina thinks she's my friend and she's over there about to read this.
Shaina.
Q: Last person who called u?
A. Probably my mom.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My sister.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: Q
Q: Season?
A: Spring
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Nope.
Q: Mood?
A: Awake.
Q: Listening to?
A: His Girl Friday and Shaina's randomly giggling.
Q: Watching?
A. His Girl Friday. If you haven't seen it, you should.
Q: Worrying about?
A. Global warming and the fact that I need to do laundry sooner rather than later.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Rule the world.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. I'm watching His Girl Friday right now. Last full movie, The Terminal.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: All the time.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Right up until I kill you for a million dollars.