I saw racehorse number one on the street today... He stopped for a chat. I had been feeling like a racehorse, but as soon as I saw him, I turned back into a shy and apprehensive donkey. Thus, missing the ideal opportunity to ask the racehorse out.

There are two kinds of people in this world, donkeys and racehorses. All things equal, donkeys belong with donkeys, and racehorses belong with racehorses. Donkeys can make themselves look like racehorses, and racehorses can believe they are actually donkeys. Of course, donkeys can think they are in fact racehorses, but that’s just sad ( Read more... )