Dear me.

[percyignatius]

I do believe I probably owe an explanation and/or apology for my... behaviour the night before, and so the first matter of business probably ought to be the apology part. I am quite horrified at the well, magnitude of disruptance I apparently may have caused, and you have my assurances that I had not intended for any such thing to happen and will

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[savvy_lavy]

Please don't worry about it, Percy. I knew you didn't mean what you said.

[percyignatius]

Thank-you, Miss Brown, for your understanding in this matter and thank-you also very kindly for the muffins. Are they chocolate?

[savvy_lavy]

Yes they are, and I hope they make you feel a bit better.

[percyignatius]

They did. I'm grateful for your kindness, Lavender.

[boltedlightning]

Drugs are bad, Percy.

[percyignatius]

I do hope you're not implying that I would ever, under any circumstances resort to... illegal substances because I would never dream of it (as I am sure you'd well know).

My reasons behind this are highly technical and thoroughly and completely legal. Believe me, I cross-referenced all my activities between several good law texts before embarking on that particular research assignment, and it was only after some errors were made on someone else's part that all of it went horribly awry.

Put shortly, you can rest assured that no 'drugs' were involved, Mr Shacklebolt.

[boltedlightning]

Good to know, Percy.

[belette_rouge]

 

[percyignatius]

Ginny, I am honestly very sorry.

[dissirius]

So you're not catapulting toward death then? That's good to know.