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F: (smiling) George, have you seen the trick ham sandwich?
G: (worried look) What ham sandwich?
F: The one I made with the special bread which contains an Impotence Infusion. You know, "Get Your Boyfriend Back For Valentine's Day". I left it in the kitchen.
G: (sounding quite concerned): Er...no. Haven't seen it at all.
F: Huh. I could have sworn it was right there.
G: (burps) Hmm.
F: (eyes narrow) George...
G: What? (crosses legs in seat)
F: You didn't eat it, did you?
G: No!
F: That's good. Because it wasn't tested.
G: No, I didn't. Really. (shifts uncomfortably)
F: Okay...
G: (worried look) What ham sandwich?
F: The one I made with the special bread which contains an Impotence Infusion. You know, "Get Your Boyfriend Back For Valentine's Day". I left it in the kitchen.
G: (sounding quite concerned): Er...no. Haven't seen it at all.
F: Huh. I could have sworn it was right there.
G: (burps) Hmm.
F: (eyes narrow) George...
G: What? (crosses legs in seat)
F: You didn't eat it, did you?
G: No!
F: That's good. Because it wasn't tested.
G: No, I didn't. Really. (shifts uncomfortably)
F: Okay...