May 18, 2002 15:42
F: I think I swallowed a piece of taffy.
G: You think you swallowed it? How do you think you swallowed it?
F: I sort of-- tripped. And it walked into my mouth.
G: It walked?
F: ...
G: I don't think that was the taffy, Fred.
F: What d'you mean? It was small and purple and blobby.
G: It walked.
F: Right. Well, time for the stomach pump, then.